Tuesday, January 13, 2009

: Bush's poem: Snopes verified this to be true

You've probably all seen Bush's accidental poem, but my friend Lesley Haynes sent me an email today saying that the Urban Legends pages, Snopes, has verified that the following are all real quotes. With all the tears this buffoon has caused us, take a moment to have another laugh at his expense.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget this one. It's my favorite and certainly the most prophetic:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -G.W. Bush
( Don't belive it? here's the link: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/08/20040805-3.html)

He's harmed our country and its people plenty. Mission accomplished now get the hell out.