Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.
She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Ancient orators tended to Babylon.
A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender
here?"
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