Your uppity, AARP insurance-pushing sister makes fun of you because you drive a 20 year old car.
"And what's even worse," she says, "he's had the same insurance company for 20 years!"
Well, I say, Good for you! You've done the responsible thing maintaining your car and not trading up just because the neighbors did. You look like a fun-loving guy who thinks for yourself. Don't let her get to you.
By the way, I'll bet your long relationship with your auto insurance company has helped a local agency stay in business. You go, Earl!